Review of Europa Report (2013) by Kevin M. W — 25 May 2016
The floating camcorder. I hate it. An active living breathing hate of bile and vomit and shit. So fugging manipulative. An hour plus of set-up which includes some halfass and boring get-to-know-the-cast "jovial" clowning and then the real fun begins.
The remainder of the film too shaky, too dark to see anything, overly loud snotty breathing, loads of yelling: "What? What? I can't see! Where is everyone? Help me! HELP! AAAAAAAAAAUGH! What happened? Where is everyone? Help me!" The End.
And what? In a supposedly visual medium you've been conned into watching ... nothing. I fugging hate it.
This review of Europa Report (2013) was written by Kevin M. W on 25 May 2016.
Europa Report has generally received positive reviews.
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