Review of Epic Movie (2007) by Coling. — 01 Feb 2007

There should be some sort of legally dispensed punishment for making crap like this. The filmmakers made it so painfully clear that they don't think audiences are smart enough to discern good from bad, comedy from sludge that the whole film comes off like they are mocking people for having paid to see it.

If a movie like this gets made it's not because they think we are that stupid, it's because we are. Have we not come out in droves to see each and every progressively worthless piece of poop talent-challenged retards like the Wayan's brothers leave in steaming piles on the Cinerama Dome screen? This film is a punitive measure taken against the viewing public for getting so stupid that they can't tell when they're intelligence is being insulted.

The movie studios have been talking down to us for years. And judging by the box office for this hateful garbage, they will continue to do so. It's like we're a society of rape victims who keep coming back for more because somehow we think that we don't deserve better.

I watched this one for free and I have never felt so cheated by a film in my entire life. I really should have known better. I guess I had it coming.