Review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) by Patrick D — 31 Jan 2007

This is a movie that really showcases the best of Alyssa Milano...

This review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) was written by Patrick D on 31 Jan 2007.

Embrace of the Vampire has generally received negative reviews.

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I had high hopes for Embrace of the Vampire, and it did certainly feature a promising first act filled with dark temptations and eroticism,…

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By The Next Starfighter (53) on 22 Sep 2009

Alyssa Milano SHOWS HER TITS AND ASS! And they are very nice! Thats good enough for me…

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By Bex H (18) on 09 May 2010

I gave this 3 stars simply because it was so funny! The vampire in this was so stupid and some scenes where just silly…

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By Katrina M (90) on 18 Apr 2009

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By Jamison R (287) on 16 Mar 2010

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By Keith C (780) on 28 Nov 2012

I love vampire movies but WTF this movies horrible I give it 2 stars only because milano's nude in it and she's a hot…

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By Vincent P (284) on 28 Sep 2014

One of my lang standing fantasies: a pretty woman stalked by a hungry vampire...Heck, any vampire would chase Milano…

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By Alexander C (2,448) on 05 Dec 2012

Pretty bad. And the girl on girl action just seems exploitive instead of sexy…

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By Christopher B (2,528) on 21 Mar 2009

I'm not going to pretend this was anything short of a terrible film, but as soft-core porn (the only reason it's ever seen, I would venture),…

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By Chelsea K (236) on 22 Feb 2010

Alyssa Milano is not a bad actress, it just seems that she only gets the saddest roles possible. One of the worst modern vampire films, to-date…

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