Review of Edges of Darkness (2008) by Gregg O — 17 Jun 2011

Spoiler alert. I've never shied away from a really bad horror movie (Zombiez, Ghosts Don't Exist, The Sick and The Dead) and this one didn't disappoint, thank goodness. It was 87 minutes of being on an edge of plots but they were way to far in the distance to recognize them. There were three storylines; 1) the couple whose marriage was not going well because the dude was on the computer all the time while a zombie apocalypse was going on outside (later the computer became an alien life form that eventually sprouted roots and killed his wife who dreamed of dancing with zombies), 2) the vampire couple who captured a female to feed on but she turned out to be some anti-vampire, 3) a kick-butt girl who is a wannabe Alice (from Resident Evil) and gets hooked up with the Anti-Christ. None of the three storylines actually crossed paths, except that they were living in a zombie apocalypse.

It was 87 minutes of incredible lack of direction, no plot and some really weird scripting. If you like movies with no plot and no clear ending, this is a great movie for you.

One of the best lines in the movie, âThereâ(TM)s m-f arm bones in the front yard!â?

I gave this one star because the videography/camera angles and video transitions are well done. This is a keeper for my âCrappy Moviesâ? collection.