Review of Eden Lake (2008) by George W — 11 Aug 2012

This is not a horror movie, just horrible to watch. It was brutal but brutal like watch a teenage boy skin a puppy and laugh. The "victims" were obviously playing right into a trap by none other than some idiot kids and their preteen friends.

Other than being completely boring and nauseating. The story was hardly believable. I can honestly tell you this film is the worst I have ever seen. Hopefully they ban the writer and director from the big screen.

I mean, it angered me to see this, but only due to the shit quality of a British horror movie. And honestly manos and the hands of fate is more frightening than this kidney stone enducer.