Review of East Is East (1999) by Anonymous A — 19 Feb 2007

GREAT MOVIE. The film is about a Pakistani man who is trying to get his family to follow the traditional Muslim ways in England.

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Co-worker 1: "Gunga Din! Drinking the white man's brew!".

Co-worker 2: "What are you doing here, Abdul?".

Abdul: "It's me stag night. I'm gettin' married.".

Co-worker 1: "Who to?".

Abdul: "Dunno. Me dad hasn't bothered introducing us yet.".

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Maneer: "Will you two shut up?".

Meenah: "Have youi seen the state of them two?".

(Speaking from another room with everyone listening).

Meenah: "The one with the teeth's got a moustache like dad's.".

Maneer: "At least she's got a neck. Tariq's looks like Quasimodo.".

(to the listening crowd).

Ellah: "Kids, eh? Were your two like that Mrs. Shah?

Mrs. Shah: "No.".