Review of Eagle Eye (2008) by Jared F — 11 Nov 2010

I caught Eagle Eye on TV-- I couldn't believe my own damn eyes as to how deadly the combination of senses-assaulting action and stupid-but-oh-so-serious plotting turned out to be in this case. The makers of this bombastic garbage clearly put no thought into how they would build their movie, so I will put no thought in writing this review. They really do want to fuck us up the ass with their incessant heavy machinery going 'splodey, so I shall give them the fuck-you back. That just seems like the right thing to do.

Now, here is a short collection of words that describe how evil Eagle Eye is.

Moronic. Noisy. Evil.

Evil.