Review of Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011) by Cedra W — 02 Feb 2012

Wait- this was supposed to be a comedy? "Dylan Dog" is bad, so bad, that it's just not funny at all. Brandon Routh is so wooden in this film and the editing is such a hatchet job, they needed a woodworker to cut this one right, while the dialog is so ham fisted and cliche-ridden it makes me feel like I was the guest of honor at a Halloween themed Thanksgiving.

Did somebody seriously sit through this film and say, "We got ourselves a winner!",? No. They probably said, "We've got ourselves a WIENER! BURN IT!" What happened to you Brandon? You used to have a promising career as a poor man's John Krasinski.

(-You know they guy who had a decent chance at a promising career as a poor man's Martin Freeman from the British version of "The Office".) Now you're just a poor man with nicely sculpted man boobs.