Review of Drillbit Taylor (2008) by Emmanuel T — 04 Oct 2012

Drillbit Taylor is basically about two high-school freshmen who are being bullied and harassed at their new school. They make an appointment through the internet, looking for an inexpensive bodyguard. And of course, they find Drillbit Taylor.

He claims to be trained by the military, and he also claims to protect them. But what they don't know about him is that he is actually a homeless man, looking for money. And so the story begins...

The movie is meant to be a Comedy, and at some parts you might let out a chuckle or two. But what this film really attempts to make you laugh at is it's bullying scenes. There is nothing funny about these scenes, because they are overly violent, rude, and tragic.

So, unless you like kids getting hurt then you will most certainly laugh at this movie. Now, Owen Wilson is actually quite likeable in this movie. I mean he doesn't give out a GREAT performance or anything like that, but he is somehow likeable in here.

It's probably because he actually starts to grow a love for these kids, and no he is not a pedophile. He's actually able to teach these kids a thing or two about standing up against bullies, without having to be so violent.

But still not even Owen Wilson's likable character can save such a foolish movie. And another thing, is this movie meant for adults or kids? Because if kid's DO watch this movie, then they will just end up being afraid of High-School.

Especially if they are too skinny, fat, or nerdy. Because this is what the film does. It bullies the nerds, fatty's, and skinny kids. But hey, if You are a fan of "America's Funniest Home Videos" which offers a variety of people getting injured, then this might just be the movie for you.

And if you're a bully then even better!