Review of Dragons Forever (1988) by Reginald C — 08 May 2008

Exceptional ass-beating from the master and his two friends, the fat one and the thin one. The only bad thing about this film is that the fat one (Sammo) is injected with what the Liverpudlains call "smacgh" during the final act, and is therefore unable to participate in the astonishingly choreographed, obligatory, mass battle scene which concludes the story.

I was particularly impressed with Biao's (the little one) inside leg kick against the 3rd toughest drug dealer, snapping every muscle and tendon in the villain's groin and causing him to do an involuntary "the splits" which had tears of vicarious agony (and delight) welling from my eyes.