Review of Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) by Lisa Michelle A — 08 Jan 2010

I love this film! It's so funny!!! I have 2 favourite spoof films of Dracula with Dead And Loving It being my true favourite. The other is Love At First Bite. Dead And Loving it has so many funny moments and is a true classic to watch. All the actors are extremely funny in it and make the film very enjoyable. A great film and I would love to own the DVD one day, if I can ever find it!!!

The best lines (in no particular order):

Renfield: [as the two Vampire brides climb into his bed] "What are you on about? What's all this then? Who are you people? I-I'll have you know that's my knee your Straddiling!".

Renfield: [they start to gyrate on top of him] "No, Stop! Stop it at once! Oh! Ah... No, no this is wrong! This is wrong! This is wrong, do you hear me, wrong! this is-".

[He starts to moan].

Renfield: "WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!".

[a bat poops on the stairs].

Dracula: "Children of the night... What a mess they make.".

Dracula: [waking up from a bad dream] "Oh, it's night-time. I was having a daymare.".

Renfield: [upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] "My God! What on earth are you doing to the furniture?".

Renfield: "Yes MASTER!".

Jonathan Harker: "Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire?".

Van Helsing: "Yes!... and no...".

Jonathan Harker: "Then what are you saying?".

Van Helsing: "I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes.".

Dr. Steward: "Then you're saying yes.".

Van Helsing: "No.".

Dr. Steward: "Then you're saying no.".

Van Helsing: "Not necessarily.".

Jonathan Harker: "You sound dubious.".

Van Helsing: "No -I'm positive!".

Jonathan Harker: "Of what?".

Van Helsing: "Of my theory!".

Jonathan Harker: "And that would be?".

Van Helsing: "The theory of Yes- or no.".

Renfield: "Master! Master!... I mean... Mister! Mister!".

Dr. Steward: [to Martin, about Renfield] "Put him in a straitjacket and give him an enema! Wait, give him an enema FIRST, then put him in a straitjacket!".

Renfield: "No! Not ANOTHER enema!".

My Actor/Actress review:

Peter MacNicol - I freaking love himas Renfield! He is the funniest in this film and the BEST!!!

Leslie Nielsen - he's always so funny in all the films I see with him in.