Review of Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006) by Daniel D — 23 May 2011

Hey, did you know they made a Dr. Dolittle sequel without Eddie Murphy? They did. Dr. Dolittle 3 contains no trace of a Dr. Dolittle. Apparently Eddie Murphy was not interested in doing a Part 3 that's not called Shrek, which leaves the greedy sequel-mongers little recourse but Plan B. Cheap-looking, atrociously written, and delivered with all the energy of a breach-birth bovine, Dr. Dolittle 3 is all kinds of terrible. It's not even remotely funny enough to please anyone over the age of 12, which means the target audience (which I can only assume is 16-year-old girls) will be rolling their eyes and yawning over the flick's omnipresent, like, corniness. Can you actually make a movie without the title character? Sadly, yes.

VERDICT: "Some Ole' Bulls**t" - Second lowest rating (Negative reaction). These films are truly terrible films. They are not the worst things ever made, but they are definitely awful and should not be seen by anyone.