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Review of Downtown Torpedoes (1997) by Alan J — 26 Jan 2008

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TAKE is sooo amazingly bewildering! Can't take my eyes off him for anything!

This review of Downtown Torpedoes (1997) was written by Alan J on 26 Jan 2008.

Downtown Torpedoes has generally received mixed reviews.

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