Review of Double Dragon (1994) by Jason R — 21 Oct 2008

Yea...it was the shit...as in shit. Maybe I found it fun as a kid, but hell I even likesd the Power Rangers movie as a kid so that part of my life has no say on today. So basically as I see this film right now, it was moronic and disastrous considering what it was trying to uphold.

I cannot stand this film and I hope it burns in the depths of hell. Alyssa Milano was pretty dang hot in this, and mayb a sex scene from her would booste up its current rating, but there wasnt one (yea, im perverted).

Seriously, what more can be said about this monkey mess except that it did the same shit that the Mario Brothers movie and the Mortal Kombat movie both failed,which was staying true to its origin. Despicable.