Review of Double Dragon (1994) by Geoffrey L — 11 Feb 2009

Okay, this is the plot of the video game: The villain kidnaps the girlfriend of the kung-fu-master hero. He and his equally-skilled twin brother beat up tons of dudes to get her back, before facing each other, as the aforementioned twin brother has secretly been in love with the girlfriend all along.

Now I have only one question: HOW DO YOU SCREW THAT UP?!

Apparently, like this.

For crying out loud, the STREET FIGHTER movie was better than this.