Review of Double Dragon (1994) by Brent D — 10 Mar 2009

So bad. Nothing to do with the game. The movie that made Alyssa Milano look ugly and got rid of my crush on her for four years ("Charmed" brought it back). The only thing I like is Robert Patrick, who's a great bad guy, even though hiss character is just not that good (script-wise, not personality-wise).

I blame the existence of this (retrospectively, of course) on Super Mario and Street Fighter coming out the same year and making producers think there was a market for it. If only they'd known....