Review of Donkey Punch (2008) by Renata N — 26 May 2009

The level of terrible is exceptional. The thing I like best about modern movies is the fact that the lack of budget doesn't really diminish their film quality terribly much. The effects were fine, the story was ridiculous and reminds me of a recent PVP comic where the Commissioner explains to LOLbat something called "escalation".

I don't think there's any need to ask for suspension of disbelief in this film, people are this bad and stupid. The problem boils down to: Who cares? It wasn't me. If you like "suspense" "dramas" and prefer to say both of those words together while holding pairs of your fingers in quotes the way a rational human being might when they told you how "awesome" this film was, I bet you may enjoy it.

Me, I'll wait for the game, ride, or psychotic friends.