Review of Dolphin Tale 2 (2014) by Joe L — 19 Sep 2014
Somewhere in between "Flipper" and "To Catch A Predator", this movie will leave you half a fag and your children lose respect for you. 32 minutes of dolphin rape before someone shows up to film it with their iPhone 6.
the video receives 200,000 views in its first day. Morgan Freeman narrates, " I'd like to tell you Squishy fought the good fight and the sisters let him be, but dolphin prison isn't a fairy tale world.
" Squishy blinds the rapist by blowing back out the load shot into his blowhole, then grabs the gun and demands the rapist "put your mouth on the curb!" Squishy curb-stomps Harry Connick, Jr.
and is sentenced to serve 3-5 in a public swimming pool. he dies during the summer when the toxic urine from the Mexican babies chokes his system. Squishy is later eaten at a Mexican barbeque. 2 stars for semi-realistic dolphin rape.
This review of Dolphin Tale 2 (2014) was written by Joe L on 19 Sep 2014.
Dolphin Tale 2 has generally received positive reviews.
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