Review of Dolores Claiborne (1995) by Wanda A — 02 Jun 2007

"If you say you're sorry one more time, I'll kick your butt up so high you'll look like a hunchback!" "Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack, I'm just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games!" "I didn't kill that bitch any more than I'm wearing a diamond tiara!" " Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive.

Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto!" " Sometimes Delores, an accident can be an unhappy womans best friend!" "No, when I get ready to settle your hash, I'll just push you out the window.

There'll be one less smelly bitch in the world!".