Review of Doll Graveyard (2005) by Jacob G — 07 Jul 2009

This is some funny $#!7 here. From the get-go the amazingly dichotomous opening scene immediately points out the ridiculously terrible acting contained within the movie. The dolls are rather terrifying, in their own equally ridiculously terrible way. You know a movie is totally ROFL-worthy when the audience suspects the actors of actually drinking the liquor and smoking the weed as shown in the movie. The premise is totally outrageous (Charles Band himself admits that one of the major plot points only came into fruition days before shooting began) and the only thing that ISN'T predictable is who dies. It is so, so terrible that it is a must-watch for any self-respecting non-serious ROFL-horror-schtick friend group.

I personally hope there is a Blu Ray release so I can put it on my shelf next to my Doll Action Figures!