Review of Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) by Harveman877 — 06 May 2022

Honestly Marvel movies are so bland and crappy now I will just leave this formula here so you can make Marvel at home rather than go out for it:

Step 1: Take a popular well loved character give them their own movie but make sure they play second fiddle to literally every other character.

Step 2: Introduce characters like America Chavez which no one likes or wants and skip literally 100s of better Marvel characters with decades of back stories because we gotta get in the newer woker characters.

Step 3: Blow the whole budget on bad CGI throw it all over the place until no one knows whats going on and make sure if you didn't watch the previous movies/series you're extra confused (FYI I watched almost all those still didn't make sense).

Step 4: Either grab an obscure one off villain or hey to switch it up why not destroy an existing hero and give her totally wack motivations to an insane nonsensical level (Seriously I get Wanda wants her kids back but she was never this much of a psychopath before at least on purpose).

Step 5: Introduce characters people actually like such as Mr. Fantastic and Professor X. Kill them immediately god forbid they might start mansplaining or something. (Also why does Mr. Fantastic state Dr. Strange is from Earth-616? That is the comic book continuity not the MCU which is Earth-199999. Seriously Marvel you can't keep that straight how do you expect fans to?).

Step 6: have the crappy character defeat the main villain for our hero because she couldn't control her powers but Dr. Strange gave her a pep talk so shes good to go now! Also defeat is a strong word more like show her the error of her ways or some BS.

Step 7: Profit???? At least until you've sucked every last drop out of the superhero teet and the audience stops coming because all the characters they love have been pasted over by the newer woker versions. Unfortunately with each passing title it feels less Marvel and you feel the Disney claws sinking in deeper.