Review of Django Unchained (2012) by Dc B — 04 Dec 2014

The Pitch Review.

QUENTIN: YouKnowWhatILove? IF***ingLoveJuice. AndJuicyThings. ILikeJuicySpit. ILikeF***ingJuicyBlood. YouSawKillBill. AndIWannaSeeThisMovieDrippingInJuiceAnyTimeThere'sBlood. OrSpit.

CHRISTOPHER WALTZ: So is this a commentary on slavery and race in America?

QUENTIN. Not ... Exactly. It'sMore...

AF***ingAmericanWesternPreCivilWarSlaveryRevengeHorseRidingGunSlingingRescueCommentaryRiddledWithTheF***ing"N"WordThroughoutShowcasingTheGloryOfNatureInAmericaByHorse. GrandStyleLikeTheLordOfTheRings. AmericanF***ingWesternKungFu style. WithoutTheKungFu. AndWithF***ingBitchin'MusicCrossingTimelinesFromOldSchoolToModernRap. YouKnow. MyF***ingStyle. AndYouKnowI'mGoodForAF***ingStory. Always.

JAMIE: It'll be great to work with these actors and film crew, man! I can't wait to show you how good I am on a horse. I can ride ride ride. I'm diggin' this movie. Leo, man, you play such a great ass****.

CHRISTOPHER: It's so...insightful on human nature. And so violent, like man really is. And so...

LEONARDO. Juicy?

JAMIE. Shut up, Leo.