Review of Disaster Movie (2008) by Didier H — 18 Jan 2010

Are you fucking kidding me?......no let me get that right. Are you fucking.....kidding me? This fucking useless piece of crap of cinema experience is a complete spit in the face of the intelligence of mankind.

My first though was "what kind of sick human being reads the script to this and decides that the what to direct this?" Then I learned that it was directed by the same assholes who wrote it. So that was a reliefe.

But then I think about everybody else the actors....who reads this and think that this movie will have a possitive affect on that persons carrer in any way? How the hell is it possible for this movie to go through all parts of film making without someone noticing what a pile of unnamed substance it is.

I can't believe it....just thinking about it makes me angry. I'm not even gonna use the cheap pop by calling it a "disaster movie".....well looks like I did anyway.....fuck it.