Review of Disaster Movie (2008) by John B — 06 Apr 2012

Oh, you are so wrong. I guess you're the kind of person who dislikes South Park. weirdoI wish there was a way to rate this as "VEHEMENTLY Not Interested". Of all the clips, trailers, and posters I've seen, not a one of them seems to be parodying an actual disaster movie (save one lame teaser poster that was a send-up of The Day After Tomorrow- a movie that was released FOUR YEARS AGO, and which nobody really gave much of a crap about anyway). The spoofs are all focussed instead on every other film that's been released in the last few months- as if they were afraid they might miss a really GOOD pop culture reference if they left anything out. What the hell is wrong with these people? Do they really think this is funny? Or do they expect people to show up in theaters just because they have characters that LOOK like they're from a popular movie?

Somebody kill these people. Please. It got old even when they were still making the Scary Moviesyou dickheads who send stupid messages like the disaster movie is not funny go stick your head in a bin and stay there because yousad ppl obviously dnt have a sense of humour because this film is one of the funniest films joining epic movie date movie scary movie etc are well funny your going too far ppl dissin this film cut the crap tht your saying and get a life and a sense of humour you dickheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!unlike prev 'movie'. this one is less funny. the jokes r sick and less humor sense. the plot just doesnt seem necessary and...it's sick..just sick. I like superhero movie, meet the spartans & scary movie 3~4...but this.... is just boring although I like few skit there.Stupid n' cute but still. I guess it's not the greatest thing ever. I really love Nicole Parker though! She's absolutely funny as ... I don't even know what. Plus it was great to see allot of the mad tv cast in this film. Is it possible that this is worse than Meet the Spartans?? I think it could be. Probably the worst spoof in the series and ever frankly, its just shit from start to finish, nonsense, and not funny.

Only half a star cos you have to give it something on here and the reasonably amusing Sex in the City rip, the Carrie rip was actually pretty good. The title is Disaster Movie. Apt. The first word in the film is "Shit". Just abouts sums it all up. Worse than Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie. All the same disgustingly lazy references. It's not a spoof, it just references stuff. Doesn't even have enough faith in it's "look-a-likes" so everybody has to declare who they are supposed to be. Once again jokes go on and on. Apparently 3 super-heroes getting hit by cows is going to be funnier than just 1. It's the painful rape of cinema. The laziest film ever made. Only a couple of attractive women have anything to offer. May Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer be tortured, raped, along with their children and their children's children. just suck no plot line just a bunch of scenes mix together to make us believe there's a story to all this.