Review of Direct Contact (2009) by Mason T — 02 Jun 2009
10 Things I learned about Dolph Lundgren while watching this movie:
1) Dolph Lundgren appears to like prison food.
2) Dolph Lundgren fights very slowly but still wins.
3) Everything Dolph Lundgren does appears badly choreographed, everything.
4) Dolph Lundgren can outrun bullets and humvees.
5) Dolph Lundgren only gets shot to impress a girl and even then only a flesh wound.
6) Things tend to blow up around Dolph Lundgren.
7) Dolph Lundgren has one emotion... indifference, even during the sex scene.
8) Women just do whatever Dolph Lundgren says.
9) Dolph Lundgren likes to steal cars and makes it look easy.
10) Dolph Lundgren apparently doesn't know how to tie a woman up very well... not that I would know anything about that.
This review of Direct Contact (2009) was written by Mason T on 02 Jun 2009.
Direct Contact has generally received mixed reviews.
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