Review of Digimon: The Movie (2000) by Nathaniel K — 16 Feb 2012

I have to say, as movies for children go, this is one of the better ones. I don't know what it was, the animation was done by different teams, and the entire thing was out of context with the show, but something about it just made me smile and I had a very happy time watching this.

It was as if an angel appeared in my room holding porn and jerked me off while I I was looking at it. That's what Digimon The Movie is. A pleasurable jerk-off session for kids. You won't get better then that, and it's over when it's over.