Review of Digging to China (1997) by Buttslut M — 19 Feb 2009

Digging to China is the movie equivalent to being gang raped by a bunch of downs syndrome teenagers. They're too retarded to even rape you right. That said this movie has countless PRICELESS scenes with Kevin Bacon playing the part of a retarded person POORLY.

I can't emphasize that enough. The movie is worth that alone. Watch this when you're not feel particularly attentive and fast forward through - just stopping on the particularly tardy Kevin Bacon moments.