Review of Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005) by Jordan H — 19 Jan 2008

The most creative penises I have ever seen.

This review of Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005) was written by Jordan H on 19 Jan 2008.

Die You Zombie Bastards! has generally received mixed reviews.

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By James C (2,975) on 25 Sep 2008

Perhaps the greatest film ever made. Rubber diiiiiiiicks…

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By Nathan N (592) on 31 Jul 2008

Treads a very thin line between genius and drivel and in my opinion comes out on the right side. Had me in histerics through most of it…

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By Adam M (1,526) on 18 Apr 2007

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By Robert P (779) on 19 Apr 2008

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By Jon H (834) on 09 Jun 2007

Um, don't know if this is the worst zombie film i've seen or the most brilliant...i think it's the later…

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By Wade M (44) on 10 Mar 2008

Second best thig to Pink Flamingos. maybe. there were some low points. all in all its quite the gem.I reccomend this to everyone…

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By Private U (13,627) on 16 Oct 2007

LOL this is a horrible movie that makes no sense and extremely low budget which is why I enjoyed it…

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By Martin K (278) on 21 May 2010

This movie maybe trash, but it's really good trash. The plot drags and the cheese is overwhelming…

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By Doug F (150) on 06 May 2010

For a movie that has a title with so much promise, it sure does let the audience down…

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By Zach T (240) on 01 Sep 2017

This movie is the textbook definition of so bad, it's good. I am unashamed to say that I adore this horrible film…

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