Review of Die Hard 2 (1990) by Tim C — 17 Aug 2010
What a disaster. Easily one of the worst movies I've seen in years. Some of the worst dialogue I've heard in my lifetime. "What sets off the metal detector first: the lead in your ass, or the shit in your brains?" HAHHAHA ... what? Shit sets off metal detectors?
Yes, that's right. This movie is filled with equivalent garbage, "funny" little anecdotal dialogue and monologues "how can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?" HAHAHA that is HILARIOUS! HE TOTALLY GOT SCREWED LAST CHRISTMAS TOO! HAHAHA!
I can see them in the drafting room now, conjuring this up. Everyone must cuss 100 times before the movie is over. Everyone has to give an angry face at least 5 times before the movie is over. Everyone must say "those bastards" at least twice before the movie is over.
Seriously some of the most thoughtless, brainless, insultingly bad dialogue I've ever heard.
Let's watch the third one!
This review of Die Hard 2 (1990) was written by Tim C on 17 Aug 2010.
Die Hard 2 has generally received positive reviews.
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