Review of Diamonds Are Forever (1971) by Brandon M — 16 Oct 2012

This definitely falls flat with an absurdly stupid plot and an aging Bond who has really should have stayed out.

This review of Diamonds Are Forever (1971) was written by Brandon M on 16 Oct 2012.

Diamonds Are Forever has generally received mixed reviews.

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