Review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) by Ttt C — 29 Sep 2010

Many people hate it but I find it almost as good as the first one. Hanna Verboom is really beautiful and cute. Overall, crude humor and jokes install for everyone. Movie begin with a gigolo leaving a hot woman upon the husband's return.

He even have time to satisfy the maid and the male guard?! His car stop before the railway crossing but the truck behind him push him forward and the coming train kills him. Back to USA, Rob Schneider is testing out his new device when 2 kids snatch it, the sonar waves cause the dolphins who is swimming with the visually impaired goes beserk.

His wife died during the honeymoon while feeding lettuce to turtles, meat sauce on it and shark attack her. All that's left is her prosthetic leg. Eddie Griffin is in Amsterdam and ask him over. Upon arrival, along the streets a hot babe is cleaning windows and asking which spot she miss, with her boobs wet stick on the glass panel, smoking hot.

Right in the red light district. Eddie show him his pimp up boat. They were having drugs in coffee shop and Rob is dupe to eat space cake and got high. Illusion of the hot babe in the painting asking him to suck her tits, he suck Eddie's actually.

Later he ask Rob to go back to the boat first. Til Schweiger is the gigolo with the most below, he was attack by a woman in alley. Rob thought he pass out and bring him back to boat but Eddie said he is dead.

While going to dispose his body, Eddie can't help but check his manhood and it is big, tourist boat pass by and snap pictures of him. The police now rule him as the man whore killer. Rob is questioned by Jeroen Krabbé.

He meet up Eddie later and now he is gonna help him. At the europe gigolo union, Rob tries to get help to clear Eddie's name but is thrown out. Oded Fehr met Rob in a restaurant and pass him the secret client's book and when teaching Rob how to satisfy european woman, he choke to death.

Eddie get the book hidden in his pants and is caught on pictures again, been label as gay yet again. Rob go to the 1st client house who is a giant lady unable to have baby. Rob has to dress up as a baby for her.

Eddie is fishing for clues and drops the fries into the toilet bowl, but he picks them up and continue to eat. The pet cat bites his dick. Later Rob hand the lipstick to Jeroen buthe said the lipstick is very rare and discontinued brand.

Hanna Verboom is the niece of Jeroen who has OCD. Rob get to know her and goes to the aquarium with her to draw fish. A French guy smoking in there piss Rob and he throw the butt into the tank twice. Later Rob tie him up with america flag around him.

While in the bus, Hanna start sniffing her fingers because a guy is playing accordian. Rob save the embarassment by doing a dance. Hanna is shame of her job and didn't want Rob to walk her to work.

The gigolos are all afraid to work. Rob meet the 2nd client who uses a device to speak and has a hole below the throat. He find her a job as announcer at airport. Carlos Ponce the gigolo gets kill while getting his ass hair bleach.

The 3rd client is a lady with a dick grow on her face as she is born in Chernobyl site. When she sneeze, sperm squirt out. Rob prepares everything Hanna need so she can go out on date with him. Walking her back, he found out there's a filming of porno flick.

He saw the long queue of guys and barge in to stop her, throw a midget out of the window. But the porn actress isn't Hanna and she complain "I agree to one midget not two". Hanna is a scenic artist actually.

As usual, Rob solve the clients problems one by one. Rob needs to find a picture with clues inside the union. The Italian gigolo is kill inside the tanning bed. Eddie hides in there and accuse as the killer and nabbed.

Rob runs to find Hanna and she's in shower. He saw the leopard coat, lipstick and wig in her wardrobe. And she whistle the same melody as the killer. Rob told her everything he do is for her sake, she strips to her lingerie and goes to bedroom ready for sex but he runs out to find Jeroen to let him know he found the killer.

He pack lots of guns and go to find Hanna. She accidentally saw the man whore awards tickets and he told her he will kill all gigolos there with bomb, and put a doorknob to stop her opening the door. Jeroen bring Rob along.

Hanna overcome the fear and rides out to warn Rob but its too late. He held him at gun point and reveal the reason why. His dream is to be a gigolo and during one lesson on how to give a proper portuguese breakfast, he is using a penis pump.

The model is his fiancee and he over pump and his dick exploded. The class know she's his fiancee. So now he wants revenge. During the ceremony, a short footage to remember the gigolos who passed away and a special cameo by Adam Sandler as one of them.

The crowd disperse when Rob goes onstage and then fights with Jeroen. The lady with the hole squirt water at Jeroen and Rob knock him out. The lady with the penis trip and poke right into that hole lady.

Jeroen is arrested. The gigolo give Rob the golden boner award. He and Hanna are expecting twins. Eddie is clear of charges, changed to gay pimp but it fails, become a rapper but didn't release any album.