Review of D.E.B.S. (2005) by William W — 09 Jun 2005

[b]Kung Fu Hustle[/b] - Darn good fun, great humor, some excellent fighting (even if its rediculous), and a great rising up story. I hope a sequel gets made. 8.5/10.

[b]The Machinist[/b] - Finally got to see this! Its quite disturbing how much weight Bale lost...actually its just gross as hell. Naturally we get to see JJL's breasts, as it is her contract she must be nude in every movie. And finally, Michael Ironside. Geez is he cool. 8.5/10.

[b]The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie[/b] - "Yay! I love being purple!" "Uh, hi...I was calling to say thanks for selling me King Neptune's crown...Eugene Crabs, thanks for selling me the crown...again, thank you EUGENE CRABS for selling me NEPTUNE'S CROWN...thanks...Crabs...selling me the crown..." "Well, good luck with that.".

[b]D.E.B.S.[/b] - Watch this movie on mute, while you play your Game Boy. Then you only will have to watch fifteen minutes of the movie...mostly Suki's legs, Jordana Brewster making out with some other chick, and the frolicking school girl uniforms. Fortuantly you will miss all of the dialoge. Lucky you, I dived on this grenade for you.

[b]Sahara[/b] - I can't believe how much I enjoyed this movie. Fantastic summer fun...National Treasure this ain't. Heck of a lot of fun, and Steve Zahn is hilarious. 7.5/10.