Review of Death Wish (2018) by Jack M — 01 Jun 2018

A lot of people were blown away by Bruce's performance. I really enjoyed the gun safety lessons in this movie. There's the slide issue, shooting in your garage, clearing jams, and finally proper cleaning--Bang, bang!

Have you ever owned a Glock? Really! It's Chicago. Everybody's got a Glock or two. You can't even sell ice cream without one.

And then there's the interior design lessons, especially on what kind of furniture a thoughtful person needs.

I feel you, Bruce. Staple me some of that!

For your $8 bucks you get $10 worth of entertainment--if you're a conservative.

If you're a liberal, you should stay home. This will be upsetting for you.

For your $8 ticket, you'll get $8 worth of entertainment. (Stop pointing your finger at me, Bruce! K?).