Review of Deadly Skies (2006) by Private U — 14 Jan 2008

HUGE asteroid hides behind TINY asteroid and is about to KILL EARTH! Not sure how this hiding trick works but this is HIGH-SCIENCE so they obv know than me!

Also - no one believes her! Why! WHHHYYYYY!!!!!! Her and pal have a pizza delivered which they didn't order - OH NO! But it's ok - some ex-army dude wants to help and he has built a big laser. They need to attack the army base which is manned by 4 drunk soldiers but holds a weapon of unimaginable destructive power! They do this by making a bus break down! Not before army man initiates a discussion on ethics and also a big scene about "YOU AINT TAKING ANY GUNS!!!!". "Ok" says army man eventually - after much arguing. He will only take tranquilisers. "Ace!" says she. "BUT!! I'll take real guns 'just in case'!" he adds. "Ok" says she - rendering the whole 'discussion' ENTIRELY POINTLESS.

Anyway - seen it twice now and it's just lovely.