Review of Dark Phoenix (2019) by Creeper3455 — 14 Jun 2019

Sitting in the theater to see Dark Phoenix,the final installment in the X-Men franchise (that Fox improved and failed at the same time),felt like if you're going into a Disneyland attraction made for couples,only when you enter,it actually turns out to be a "Haunted House"-like attraction without any scares,because it bombards you by throwing everything at your eyes,as they're trying to **** your pants,but they fail Miserably.

You know what's the most unfortunate thing about Phoenix? Not only it has a fantastic opening sequence,but the score by Hans Zimmer (the only thing I was looking forward in this movie) is not enough to save this big failure of a picture.

But let's talk positive for a second….

As said,Hans Zimmer's score is magical and brooding at the same time,almost returning to its Interstellar (2014) roots,although it's devoid of Zimmer's signature " Loudness Factor". Yeah,that Factor appears for a split-second,but it's still not enough to carry that label.

Aside from a bit of Sophie Turner,the cast is fine,but McAvoy and Fassbender steal it all.

The concept and the small scale structure Simon Kinberg (Director,Writer and Producer...Yikes) gives to the presentation I can see working with a more talented set of people.

And the s...We're sorry. If you want to proceed with the good stuff,please. Spend another million dollars.

Unfortunately, this wasn't the hot mess I wanted to laugh at because of its Production Value.

To start off,some parts of Sophie Turner I really liked,but the rest of it felt like she should've been in a S** Tape,as some of her movements and facial expressions are either weird or hilarious to look at.

There seems to be no sign of Writing and coherent Action,as everyone is just throwing punches or saying plain words. Yeah,little bits of story are here and there (Jean Grey's internal crisis with her powers,Magneto taking care of new mutants in the island with no name [I suppose it's Genosha,but the writer never acknowledges it]) but they're never used to their full potential,yet,I can see a better movie somewhere in here….

Also,where was Quicksilver this entire time?

And I still laugh at the X-Women line,AKA the greatest movie line in HISTORY!!!

Overall,luckily it's not Jurassic World 2 bad,since there are many pluses in here than JW,but worse than Dumbo and HellBoy (2019) it is.

It's a hopeless,wasted,disgusting and dramatic Production Hell movie that fails to justify its existence,other than being "the grand finale in the X-Men Franchise" .