Review of Damned River (1989) by Filmgrinder S — 30 Jul 2012

I love me a good rafting adventure (THE RIVER WILD anyone?). The only thing I need to know is, who in their right mind would go rafting in Zimbabwe for fun?! I mean who the hell was their travel agent?

This review of Damned River (1989) was written by Filmgrinder S on 30 Jul 2012.

Damned River has generally received mixed reviews.

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