Review of Dakota Skye (2008) by Eli K — 26 Sep 2009

This movie is made for teens but it lacks the lust.

Overall it simply was a bust.

Yes, this movie has all the Cliches.

And some might find it to their dismay,.

It has tons of kitchy disolvs with bad music,.

And maybe the thing up my "blank" is a large pool stick,.

But it's not the acting that makes this bad,.

It's the bad writing that makes this sad.

It's about a girl who has a super power to "see through lies",.

Who falls for a guy to her own surprise,.

Who never lies but is her boyfriends best friend!

And who we all know she will end up with in the end...

And the cheesy voice over serves no purpose.

Did I mention this film never goes bellow the surface?

Theirs more to say, but I'll save your eye,.

If your to miss one film this year, make it "Dakota Skye".

Review by me - Eli Katzoff.