Review of Cyborg 2 (1993) by Scott H — 24 Dec 2010
"Easy Colt 45. Remember, the difference between champ, and chump, is you."-Jack Palace as 'Mercy the all-knowing tv entity from Cyborg 2'.
What was everybody doing here? I just wanted to see a fresh Angelina Jolie doing some acting in a cyborg movie. I knew it would be bad, but it's a rite of passage in the film industry for actors to start out doing at least one shit movie that gets sold in the $3.99 bin at Wal-Mart.
Then there's Elias Koteas in a lead role versus a supporting role, where I'm used to seeing him for the most part; at least he was trying. And Billy Drago...he's so good at being creepy! In the Untouchables, some random horror flick, whatever; his face turns into mince meat in this one, which definitely accentuates his vibe as a creeper.
What was the deal with the computer science guy/boss figure with the bolo tie? Who'd he know to get in this movie? The director must've owned him money, or needed help fixing his Windows 3.1 computer.
Who's the taker of the asskick cake in Cyborg 2? Jack Palance was the biggest badass to ever grace the world as Mercy, of course! I wouldn't be surprised if his one-liners were chiseled in marble by Moses and blessed by the bearded almighty himself; they were that good.
This review of Cyborg 2 (1993) was written by Scott H on 24 Dec 2010.
Cyborg 2 has generally received negative reviews.
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