Review of Cube 2: Hypercube (2002) by Simon T — 05 Nov 2007
This movie was awesome. Yes. There were lots of boxes, they were pretty. Everybody liked them. They were mostly white, with lines, and something called a hexamajiggerphermonical err.... shape thing. It was cool. My favourite part was when the guy lost his head. Or maybe when the woman lost her head. One of the chicks had melanoma, I swear. She was all blotchy on the shoulders and chest. She was gross...
The ending didn't make much sense, but then again when does anything make sense. Nothing to my recollection, I can tell you. Oh I forgot.... some people in the film had a habit of returning from the dead. It's weird. I didn't like it.... They smelled.
Simon thought, that his favourite bit was when _I_ said 'Of all the bars, in all the cubes, of all the hypercubes you had to walk into mine'. Well, that was a lie.... He insulted me and my balls.... But that's ok... 'cos the film was ok....
Actually, it was the best film I've ever seen.... And recommend it for a nobel prize for chemistry. What an awesome film...
_The End._.
This review of Cube 2: Hypercube (2002) was written by Simon T on 05 Nov 2007.
Cube 2: Hypercube has generally received mixed reviews.
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