Review of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (2016) by Jeremiah G — 07 Apr 2016

This rotting garbage sack microwaved with mustard and dog turds could not be further from the original than could be possible. Raped in the face? NOPE, this movie made me feel groped in the eyes. Blatant cash grab from the original with none of the compelling story-telling.

The fight scenes in other movies have been getting better each year, but this movie feels like a scene cutaway movie from the 70's. Very little ground is broken here in martial aspect, story aspect, or even anything aspect.