Review of Crossroads (2002) by Aura T — 29 Jun 2010

This movie can be summed up in four words: "I lost a bet" The moral of the story is don't get cocky with Kathryn when you're playing mini golf, because she will beat you by 11 strokes and then make you watch this movie and post a review on facebook. So, Kathryn, and everyone else reading, here is my review:

The acting was atrocious. The writing was atrocious. The directing was atrocious. The music was atrocious. The pacing was atrocious. The plotting was atrocious. I laughed so hard through most of it, almost threw up multiple times, cringed so much my muscles still haven't recovered and for just one horrifying moment, wished Michael Bay would've taken over the reigns and thrown some cars and explosions in. When you wish Michael Bay had directed the movie you're watching, you know something horrible has happened; something terrible...