Review of Criminal (2016) by Andrew V — 26 Apr 2016

This movie is so bad its hard to decide where to begin reviewing it. Put it this way - Gary Oldman and Tommy Lee Johns were 2 of my favorite actors and were a big part of why I wanted to see this movie.

After sitting through this mess of a movie they will no longer be anywhere near a list of my favorites. If you do decide to go see this anyway, then I suggest you have several large drinks before hand or be prepared to check your brain at the theater door so you can overlook the multiple incredulous situations and gaping plot holes.

Alternatively, you can play a drinking game in which you have to take a shot everytime you think why the f**k did he/she do that or how the f**k did that happen... I guarantee you wont be able to walk a straight line afterwards.