Review of Creepshow 2 (1987) by Sleez B — 18 Aug 2005

Creepshow 2.

Starring George Kennedy, Lois Chilles, and Tom Savinin.

Directed by Mike Gornick.

Written by George A. Romero and Stephen King.

1 hour and 30 minutes.

The movie Creepshow 2 is not much of show for me, but however it was entertaining for me. The movie has 3 stories in it and it was directed by Michael Gornick the man who was director of photography. If you ever wanted to know why they shouldn't let director of photography direct, then this movie will show you why.

The movie star Tom Savini as the creep, he narrates through the entire movie telling what the story might be about. While that's going on, the boy Billy who faces a bully with some kiss a***s.

The first story Old Chief Wood'n Head is about couple that get murdered by 3 hoodlums. After that happens, the Indian comes to life and kills all 3.

I heard this story was predictable, but to me it wasn't that predictable well yeah it was. The first guy to die was actually suprising to me, he died instantly but the story went to fast. I was however entertained by this one. I would have done this instead, first there is 5 hoodlum (but more like gansters) they rob the store and decide to make deal with the 2. The deal was however a lie and both are terrorized and killed, I would have made that part more emotional and sad. All of them run off and burned the store, as they get ready to leave they watch the news. The news tells them about the dead couple find that Indian is missing. They belive it was stolen or the fire burned it. As they hide in their house, they soon find themselves terrorized and are horrifically killed. That's how I would have made this story. I bet the director was lazy in directing the movie, but it is fun.

The 2nd story is The Raft, this story was the only story to be published by Stephen King. You can find it in Skeleton Crew. This one is about 4 friends going out to a raft in middle of the lake and find themselves sorrounded by a blob. One by one is taken victim by the blob, this one is one of my favorites. I did found suspenseful and could know why they like this one, good job. The adaptation is sort of the same for this one, except the ending. One thing is this in this one, men and women get satisfy in this one by nudity. Women get man on a yellow speedo, and men get 2 gils on a swimsuit and b**bs. I found Rachel and LaVerne hot, but I liked LaVernes bikini better than Rachel's 1 piece swimsuits.

The last one is about a women who hits a man with car in Hitchiker and is stalked by him. This one is sort of funny and bloody.

This movie will be a little entertaining for teens, but will disappoint. Rent it.