Review of Crazy Heart (2009) by Michael M — 01 Mar 2011
Dear studio executives,.
I downloaded the screener for this maybe a year ago, and yesterday finally watched it. Sorry for the delay but I was busy masturbating. Now that I have watched it I can say that this movie is a bit too easy. You know? Great performances but the story had been pretty mangled. And judging by my internet research key scenes were cut out. And it has a moderately happy ending. What would D. B have to say about that? Isn't he dead? And Maggie and Jeff? Really? Too easy. Fun performances. But I have to go back to masturbating. Also, I will never watch Inception and Avatar. Please stop sending me screeners for that.
Sincerely,.
Me.
This review of Crazy Heart (2009) was written by Michael M on 01 Mar 2011.
Crazy Heart has generally received very positive reviews.
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