Review of Crank: High Voltage (2009) by Conner R — 11 Aug 2010

The continuation of Chev Chelios, the unkillable man and adrenaline god of LA. This is just as good as the original and gives you everything you could possibly want from the genre again. This goes further in some ways, having a Godzilla-like battle scene, Hooker assassins, nipple slicing and my favorite of all, a girl getting shot in the tits resulting in her silicone leaking out.

Jason Statham returns to his crown and does more damage this time, proving himself the most dangerous and unstoppable force known to man. He receives his immortality whilst shocking himself off a transformer, catching on fire and beating a man to death and flipping off the camera.

By far one of the most illogical yet amazing things ever put on screen.