Review of Crank: High Voltage (2009) by Stacey G — 24 Jan 2011

This was the funniest movie of all time for me.

This review of Crank: High Voltage (2009) was written by Stacey G on 24 Jan 2011.

Crank: High Voltage has generally received mixed reviews.

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