Review of Crank: High Voltage (2009) by Rodri C — 05 Aug 2011

The worst movie ever from Jason Statham...

This review of Crank: High Voltage (2009) was written by Rodri C on 05 Aug 2011.

Crank: High Voltage has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Clifford W (32) on 20 Jun 2015

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By Tyler S (1,583) on 27 Jan 2015

Now I love JS but got about 20 mins in this one and had to turn off. Just a bit weird…

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