Review of Crank: High Voltage (2009) by Brad G — 18 Feb 2012

So, you thought Crank was a vile & reprehensible action film? Well, that's Marry Poppins compared to the absolutely bugnuts sequel that sees Statham's Chev Chelios resurrected with a Robot Heart fueled on whatever form of electricity you can find--and Statham is jumpstarting it, electo shock dog collaring it, and pumping it with sexual horse track friction.

What the hell does that mean? Watch the film to be horrified and amazed by the single greatest bit of exploitation cinema of the last twenty years. Not VF.