Review of Crank: High Voltage (2009) by Fritz K — 09 Aug 2012

Every time someone watches this movie a fairy looses its wings! :/.

Seriously though, while I couldn't watch all of it due to the pain my mirror neurons caused me to feel in various body regions, even actor Jason Statham himself looks a little as if he really hates what he has to do for a job.

Somehow, in Crank1 he came across as a sexy bastard on crack, here we almost get a sense of how much he personally might have hated all the pointless vile stuff his character perpetrates on the environment.

While it claims to be "more of the same" the focus of this film is much more on the pornography of physical torture than the first one... you know, like cramming a shotgun up someone's ass really hard for no reason other than the extremeness of the gesture - or having your testicles eaten by a dog.

Men should make love, not war.