Review of Coronado (2003) by Daniel A — 02 May 2012
This movie was all over the place and I don't mean that in a good way. This film tries to do everything all at once and fails quite badly at all of it. The story has tons of holes all over the place and the script has the characters choosing stupid decisions that don't make a whole lot of sense.
There are many plot points that this movie introduces that got my attention at first, but imagine my disappointment when the writers forget all about those story arcs that they created earlier and fail to give them any kind of conclusion.
The action is laughably bad for the most part as well because of the stupid characters in the film. Also there were a few times that I couldn't help but laugh at how silly some of the action parts were due to just how unrealistic it all was.
If this film was supposed to be an action/comedy, then it also fails in that area due to unfunny jokes even when they tried. Believe me, the most humor I got from this film was from areas where it was purely unintentional.
I'm giving this film 2 stars and not lower because of all it's ridiculousness. This film can be entertaining at times because of how awful it all is. I've seen worse films, believe me. This one doesn't quite go into the "unbearable" category, however it does trend just slightly above that line for me.
Beware of this one. It could end up being a pure waste of time for you.
This review of Coronado (2003) was written by Daniel A on 02 May 2012.
Coronado has generally received negative reviews.
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